So I installed this site blocker til I finish these papers… (I know, I know)
Anyway, probably won’t be on for a bit boohoo
So I installed this site blocker til I finish these papers… (I know, I know)
Anyway, probably won’t be on for a bit boohoo
Guys.
I have the biggest food baby rn. I want to show you all, because I took pictures, but I also don’t want to scare anyone. I’d say I look about 5 months pregnant, honestly.
Full version of my comic Counting Stars, which I drew for a competition.
This is kind of really beautiful
Ok I’m kindof legit crying now.
Beautiful! Makes me want to get back into making comics. ;o;
I can’t believe how much of myself is in this comic. SO ACCURATE. DO THEY HAVE SPY CAMERA ON ME?! HOW DO THEY KNOW THAT I AM A HANDSOME WHITE MAN IN A SUI-…
(:
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Are you tired of pants? They chafe, they itch, they limit your freedom. And just how do you put them on?
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if there is actually going to be a zombie apocalypse i will:
- take car
- go to mum’s
- kill phil
- grab liz
- go to the winchester
- have a nice cold pint
- and wait for all this to blow over
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Definitely ate that Indian food too fast… Food coma immediately struck.
Now, I’m lying in my loft bed and I can’t get down. Kind of like a cat stuck in a tree. But not really.
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It’s actually a good thing that the zombie apocalypse starts in Florida because then the zombies only have one way to go and that’s straight up into trigger happy redneck territory. I give it two weeks before monster trucks and mullets save us.
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- writes poetry
- worked in the White House
- built his own house
- started Random Acts
- gave Jared 2000 dollars in change
- married his HS sweetheart
- isn’t afraid to wear dresses
- bicycle touring
- clog dancing
- tibetan throat singing
- special skills: Acting in front of the camera
fuck you he’s perfect
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So I’m sitting at my desk, simultaneously going on Tumblr working, and eating my food. Also I am sitting on a swivel-y chair. I go to reach for a napkin that fell off the side of the desk, and somehow my leg gets caught between the chair and the desk as I swivel, and gets further stuck as I try to get out of it, naturally. By now, I’m in pain and like, flailing around half falling off my chair, yet still trying to grab the napkin. All of a sudden, I flail a little to largely and flip my spoon and fork onto the ground, with saffron rice flying everywhere. I cry out, trying to rescue my food, which is tethering dangerously close to the edge of the desk. Meanwhile, I am trying to free my leg, which feels like it’s being amputated, and also trying to grab the fork and spoon, all while still trying to reach for the napkin.
So by now, I’ve saved my food, freed my leg, grabbed the utensils and have just wiped the chana masala off my chin with the napkin.
The End.
Acapella and entirely orgasmic.
I just came
goosebumps i aM CRYING
THIS IS ACTUALLY PERFECT???
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All is right in the world.
At least until it’s all gone…